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Please Don't Help My Kids
I am not sitting here, 15 whole feet away from my kids, because I am too lazy to get up and help them climb the ladder. I brought them here so they could learn to climb it themselves.
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Trending: Nearly Nude Sleepwalker Inspires Selfies, Disgust
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For Sale On Patch: Vacuum, 'Madeline' Bed, Golf Cart, Piano
Check out these items Patch readers recently posted on our Buy | Sell | Trade announcement board.
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Bad Beef: Company Recalls 8.7 Million Pounds of Meat Products
Nearly 9 million pounds of beef have been recalled because of the use of unhealthy animals and a failure to have the meat fully inspected.
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What Parents Are Saying About 'The Lego Movie'
"The Lego Movie" opened to $69 million and acclaim from kid viewers and their accompanying parents!
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Why is This U.S. Figure Skater Horrified? Check Out the Viral Photo
Photo of U.S. Olympian figure skater Ashley Wagner reacting to her score is circulating on the web.
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Trending: Wrong-Way Driver Kills Six in Terrible Freeway Crash
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Former Mayor Arrested, Fatal Crash Top Monmouth County News
Freehold boy's Super Bowl appearance, storm-related power outages also made headlines last week.
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Rumson-Fair Haven Annual Lacrosse Fundraiser - Feb. 21, 2014
The RFH Annual Lacrosse Fundraiser will be held on Feb. 21, 2014 from 7-11pm at the Salt Creek Grille in Rumson. Come out, show your support and have a blast!
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Fair Haven's January Home Sales
Normally I don’t like to give Fair Haven’s year-to-date real estate statistics until the end of the first quarter. Fair Haven is a small town, and we don’t see 20 sales until March (20 is the minimum...
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Cold and tranquil start to the week
After a period of light snow that produce 1 to 3 inches of snow with isolated 4th inch in some locations, a cold and dry start to the week is on the way. However, a major winter storm is brewing for...
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Nation Mourns Family of 4, 2 Others Killed in Wrong-Way Freeway Crash
The California crash resulted in six fatalities. Investigators of the crash believe the contents of Culbreath's car indicate alcohol was involved.
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Eat This and Perform Like an Olympian (Maybe)
Chicken and almonds, sure. Candy and horse meat, too?
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DEP: Pesticide Wrongly Applied at El Oxaqueno, Red Bank Housing Authority Units
The firm is accused of misusing pesticides near food preparation areas, applying pesticides too frequently or using pesticides designed for outdoor use in indoor situations.
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Trending: Naked Church Congregation Bares it All for Christ
While Virginia freezes, congregants find warmth in worshipping in the nude.
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Now Hiring: TD Bank, VNA, Sickles Market
Take a look at new job listings in the Two River area.
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FEMA Delays Rate Increases On "Grandfathered" Properties
Grandfathered rates were scheduled to increase beginning in October
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Looking to Rent? Find Local Options, Feb. 10
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